Well, hello there....uh, I'm Allison. And here's my blog I guess.

zombiesandporn:

cathilia-crimson:

checkzeattic:

menthol-drops-and-angel-wings:

levi4thans:

PEOPLE DIED 

102 YEARS AGO
THEY’RE ALL SKELETONS FIGHTING IN THE UNDERWATER SKELETON WAR NOW
CHILL

I’m sure they are very chill right now.

You might even say they’re…ICE COLD.

ALRIGHT ALRIGHT ALRIGHT ALRIGHT ALRIGHT ALRIGHT ALRIGHT ALRIGHT ALRIGHT ALRIGHT ALRIGHT ALRIGHT ALRIGHT ALRIGHT 

zombiesandporn:

cathilia-crimson:

checkzeattic:

menthol-drops-and-angel-wings:

levi4thans:

PEOPLE DIED 

102 YEARS AGO

THEY’RE ALL SKELETONS FIGHTING IN THE UNDERWATER SKELETON WAR NOW

CHILL

I’m sure they are very chill right now.

You might even say they’re…

ICE COLD.

ALRIGHT ALRIGHT ALRIGHT ALRIGHT ALRIGHT ALRIGHT ALRIGHT ALRIGHT ALRIGHT ALRIGHT ALRIGHT ALRIGHT ALRIGHT ALRIGHT 

(Source: blazepress, via parkingstrange)

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lucifer-is-a-bag-of-dicks:

kitty-latte:

radicalfruit:

a-s-d-f-g-h-j-k-l-no:

gorillamunchies:

why does this make me feel mad

Because he’s considered powerful, and she’s considered a whore.

*shots fired*

i think they were referring to the fact that thEY’RE BOTH DEFYING THE FUCKING LAWS OF GRAVITY AND THE ONE TIME I TRIED HANGING OFF A MONKEY BAR I BROKE MY NOSE

these two are superhero siblings with the power to defy gravity and no one will convince me otherwise

(Source: the-best-shy-i-can-be, via what-i-would-do-to-joey-richter)

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elementarymydearloki:

idaresayihavetoomany:

ubernovalover:

stinson-scherbatsky:

image

image

So, apparently Neil Patrick Harris exists in the HIMYM universe.

neil-ception 

NEIL PATRICK HARRIS IS THE DOPPELGANGER 

(via what-i-would-do-to-joey-richter)

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9 hours ago

eofelis:

eofelis:

but why are french people so rude!!" you ask

well

it’s because our national symbol is a cock

image

so we can’t help being dicks

this is my post with the most notes and it’s a dick joke

(via what-i-would-do-to-joey-richter)

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viagrah:

undercover-witch:

You do know the one with the beautifully colored plumage is the male peacock and it only presents itself like that to attract the plain colored female, right?
So basically the only role your fabulousness has is to impress the plain ol’ me. And I may or may not give a fuck.




the last one omfg im so done

viagrah:

undercover-witch:

You do know the one with the beautifully colored plumage is the male peacock and it only presents itself like that to attract the plain colored female, right?

So basically the only role your fabulousness has is to impress the plain ol’ me. And I may or may not give a fuck.

image

image

image

the last one omfg im so done

(Source: dboybaker, via what-i-would-do-to-joey-richter)

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zipping:

was watching tangled and took a valuable screenshot

zipping:

was watching tangled and took a valuable screenshot

(via what-i-would-do-to-joey-richter)

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9 hours ago
misswho221b:


casually avoiding death

he doesnt even give a shit anymore after the 2nd time

misswho221b:

casually avoiding death

he doesnt even give a shit anymore after the 2nd time

(Source: quetedijewn, via what-i-would-do-to-joey-richter)

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9 hours ago

sassbot123:

songofages:

siriusblaack:

Oi! Angelina!

*Snape casually eavesdropping*

he’s making notes on what he should’ve done to get Lilly

(via what-i-would-do-to-joey-richter)

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9 hours ago
sineout:

the-almost-doctor:

ifuckingguess:

ravedm:

ahh when you click it :)))

holy shit what is that seriously

space. that is space.

ifuckingguess that’s the Sombrero Galaxy, also known as M104. It’s a spiral galaxy seen almost edge on.

sineout:

the-almost-doctor:

ifuckingguess:

ravedm:

ahh when you click it :)))

holy shit what is that seriously

space. that is space.

ifuckingguess that’s the Sombrero Galaxy, also known as M104. It’s a spiral galaxy seen almost edge on.

(Source: lsdex, via what-i-would-do-to-joey-richter)

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belabelarus:

ocarinamagic:

stanthecynicaldork:

birdarangs:

karynchaotic:

take your smileys from normal to unsettling in one easy step by putting just a little too much effort into the eyes



WTF

Moisturize me!

let’s all agree to never be creative again 

belabelarus:

ocarinamagic:

stanthecynicaldork:

birdarangs:

karynchaotic:

take your smileys from normal to unsettling in one easy step by putting just a little too much effort into the eyes

image

WTF

Moisturize me!

let’s all agree to never be creative again 

(via what-i-would-do-to-joey-richter)

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